Hello! Welcome to my website.
It's terribly egotistical to have your own website, isn't it? So, why have I got one? Is it a post-modern take on how the majority of the population now scream 'me, me, me'? Is it a glorified ego-boost, to show people how clever I am? Is it a vain attempt to be famous and acquire a stalker?
Yes, all of the above.
So, if you enjoy what you see (photographic ugliness aside), then why not offer me some work? Or buy my stuff? Or say hello? I'm happy with whatever you decide to do. Just turn the light off when you leave, would you? Thanks.
Best wishes & rainbow fishes,